the signs are everywhere

we were just on vacation for 5 days & i noticed some entertaining signs that i felt the need to photograph. i will now share them with you.

this was in the window of a dog clothing store.

this makes me happy.

the path was seriously bumpy due to the roots below. like an amusement park ride for children riding in strollers.

okay, it's not that funny unless you read it like a sentence. i want to know what the plastic ever did to the cans to get trashed like that. and was it trash talking? trash throwing?

i like to think of this as a grammar problem like we see so much of in tennessee. they tried to have pride, but they done forgot the S.

shocking that this place is out of business.

okay, so this wasn't a sign, it was a stool in an ice cream shop, but how random & funny is that to sit on?

if you're old enough to read that warning, you're probably old enough to know that it's not a fruity beverage.

there was also a truck that i didn't quite manage to get a picture of, but on the back was written "just consumated." and on the side window it said, "i just got laid." it was parked outside a cabin in our resort for several days & never seemed to move, so i'm guessing that truck window was telling the truth.

here's a short video i made at the zoo. i was trying to get a cute little clip of brooke brushing a friendly little goatie guy, but mr goat had other plans when i crouched down to pet him. and this was right after i'd had another goat nuzzling & licking my toes. i don't know what was up with the petting zoo, but it was certainly memorable.