when i was painting, brooke (8 yrs old) came in & was examining the freshly painted surface of a cabinet.
she said, "mom, there are little fuzzy hairs stuck in the paint."
me, "i know. i'll have to sand a bunch of it down & give it a third coat."
brooke, "wouldn't it be funny if a cuticle hair got stuck in the paint?"
me, checking my cuticles for hair...
brooke, "wait, not cuticle... PUBIC! that's what i meant to say! i knew it was one of those ick hairs."
and then there was the moment between loads of laundry when i looked at the washer & noticed a fluffy tail sticking up. so i looked down in & found this.
and then there was brooke yelling from her bedroom, "come quick! you've got to see this!" so i ran in & found the kitten once again up to no good. slapping the ceiling fan.
the end.
cats and kids are always good for a laugh
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what's worse:
ReplyDeleteThat there's a cat in your washing machine, or that your 8 year old knows wtf a pube is.
I'm going with the 'pube' one.
sounds like a quirky kind of day!
ReplyDeletemoooooog, she's an informed lil thing. in the getting-information-from-books-and-having-honest-discussions-with-mom kind of way.
ReplyDeleteThat kitty likes to live dangerously eh?
ReplyDeleteMaybe kitty wanted a bath?
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteEh! That's funny. Looked through some of the posts I missed too - why, o why didn't I follow? Must've been more than ordinarily scatty last time I visted!
ReplyDeleteI KNEW there was a reason to have cats and kids hangin' 'round!
ReplyDeleteThat was definitely good for some chuckles.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I have a mani-pedi schedules and I really need them to cut my pubes...I mean cuticles...no wait, pubes was right.
oh nari, your comment was so funny! i love funny comments! =)
ReplyDeleteNo dull moments when there's a cat in the house, is there? I'm not sure I will be able to keep a straight face when my child starts talking cuticle hairs to me ;-)
ReplyDeletePesky kitty! Good you checked before the spin cycle.........
ReplyDeleteVisiting from BPOTW.
ReplyDeleteSo cute! Kids and cats...priceless!
-r